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Shadilver [Shower]

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After a long hard day of work, I finally got home. I got a new fresh pair of clean clothes and headed to the bathroom. I usually take baths, you know just so I can relax after having a stressful day. Not a big fan of them though. Since you're just sitting there in your own filth. After a few minutes of letting the water fill the tub up, I took my clothes off and stepped in. The water was pretty hot at first, but I got used to it. Slowly I began to sink in, up to the point where my mouth was consumed by the water. As I began to slowly fall asleep, my ear twitched as I heard a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" I growled.

"Silver!" I heard him yell.

"What do you want?" I yelled

"I need to get something! May I come in?" Hell no, i'm taking a bath! He can wait to use the bathroom.

"No! Wait your turn!"

"It will just take a minute!" He said as he open the door and walked in.

"Dude! Have you ever heard of privacy!?" I scooted behind the shower curtains.

"Nope! Is it a good band?" He said as we was looking through the cabinet.

"No! Just get what you need and leave!" I growled.

"Yeah yeah yeah. Man, open that damn window! All this steam is going to make you pass out or something." He walked over to the window and opened it. The cold air started flowing through the entire bathroom. Is this hedgehog serious?

"Ah ha! Found it!" Silver yelled as he pulled out a small black comb.

"See? Told you it wouldn't take long." He walked out the bathroom leaving the window wide open.

"Silver! Close the damn window!" I yelled, but he didn't come back. 'Damn this hedgehog!' I sighed and got up and closed the window. As I headed back the to tub I heard the door behind me open.

"Sorry I forgot to... um... nice butt?" I quickly got the towel and covered myself. I turned around to see Silver blushing like crazy.

"SILVER!" I screamed

"H-hey Shadow! Just chill out man!" He jumped and put his hands up in defence.

"A-anyways, what are you doing later today?" I looked at him with a 'Are you fucking serious right now?' look.

"Silver, I am taking a bath right now. SO LEAVE!" He tilted his head and looked at the tub then at me.

"Nuh uh! You're just standing there with that skirt towel thing! You know, if you want to wear skirts it's fine with me. I won't judge." Is he serious? Is he trying to piss me off?

"Anyways, since this year I 'skipped' Valentine's Day, I was wondering if you could be my valentine next year? What do ya say Shadow?!" He jumped in excitement.

"Sil-"

"Please Shadow! C'mon!" He cut me off.

"Fine! Whatever, just please leave!" He jumped with pure joy and hugged me.

"Thanks man! You're really a good friend!"

"Yes, yes friends, now LEAVE!"

"You're kicking me out? After all what we've been through?"

"What the hell are you tal-" He started crying cutting me off again. He ran out of the room crying.

"Why! Why me!" I heard him scream as he ran down the hall.

"I swear, this white furball is going to be the death of me." I whispered. As I went over to close the door, Silver came back smiling. He had his hands behind him.

"What do you want now!?" He began to chuckl

"Well, you know what they say." He pulled out a knife.

"If I can't have you than nobody can." He walked closer.

"You know, I just want to poke you with this knife I have here Shadow...I kind of want to wear your fur and stuff. Y'know, spooky killer stuff."

"FINE! I'LL BE YOUR DAMN VALENTINE. I'LL BE WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO BE! JUST LET ME FINISH MY DAMN BATH!"

"Glad you see it my way buddy!" He levitated the knife and snapped his fingers and walked away. I sighed and sat down.

"Peek a boo!" I heard and saw Silver throw the knife at me.

"Are you fucking crazy!?" I dodged it and saw it the wall. He started laughing uncontrollably.

"Calm down you scaredy cat! It's just a toy knife! Why in the hell would I stab you? Bye!" He said as he closed the door. This fucking guy, I swear.
This is all in Shadow's POV

I don't know, I was bored and I thought this would be funny xD

It's not really a Shadilver, but all well. I'm too lazy to type Shadow and Silver [Shower]

Tell me what you think! cx
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Hahaha I knew the writing style felt familiar!

I saw this on my phone and I was like "hmmm... this writing style... and the bracket on the title... it has to be Martyr's... but then I could be wrong"

Turns out I was right! Awesome! And the whole "Silver get out of my bath!" attitude was hilarious!

Shadow don't be scared, you're le ultimate lifeform! Nothing harms ya!

Faving this!